Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you can.
(YR stands for Your Response.)

IF AN ANNOYING PERSON SAYS :

1) I am cute..
YR: Ugly, yes... Adorable? Not at all.

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome..
YR: In your dreams sucker...

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: I like you too, Can i have $1000 please? [ In my mind ' Look at this REATARD ' ]

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy.
YR: Big fuck? Die early only...

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: Sorry, i don't know imfamous people. No offense, i have every album but yours.

IF AN ANNOYING PRETTY WOMAN/HANDSOME GUY SAYS :

1) I know you like me.
YR: I'd rather like a dog than to like you.

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: Oh sorry, was looking at the tree behind you. Din't notice your standing here. When did you come?

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: Bitch, If your the last woman on Earth, I'd rather not reproduce.

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: I'm rich but I'm not riding with you.

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: Go ahead and try. Handsome but cocky, nobody will give a damn about you.

IF AN ANNOYING EXTREMELY UGLY WOMAN/MAN SAYS :

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
I can't, sorry.

2) May I have your cell phone number, please please please pleaseeeee?
YR: Gao(9) Lak(6) kongkong(00), Lam Pa PONG PONG.

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR: I want you to go and look in the mirror first before you talk to me.

4) What do you like about me?
YR: Your ugly face, disgusting smiles and embarrasing bitchy character and you know when you try to flirt, no one bothers? Thats the best part.

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: You are so chio and i like you to the extent i want to poke you 9999 times with a knife.

IF YOUR ENEMY SAYS :

1) Hi bitch!
YR: Hello my pet.

2) You smell like shit!
YR: You don't exist...

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: I hate you because you like to act as if you think you are better than me.

4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: What a handsome mutant you are.

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: I walk also faster than you...

IF YOUR ANNOYING EX SAYS :

1) I still love you...
YR: I love you too.

2) I know you still love me!
YR: Talk to my hand.

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: See that wall there. Stay there don't move.

4) Please call me...
YR: Okay, sure! [ Never did ]

5) The break up hurts me so much..
YR: Good. I wish i can break up with you twice or trice.

IF AN ANNOYING SALESPERSON SAYS :

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: Thank you, So i am.

2) Seriously, I used this product and look at me, I am changed!
YR: Yea, From bad to worse.

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: Orh, byebye..

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: You can buy it for yourself since its so good.

5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
YR: Yah, i believe you used the product for years to make your face in this condition.